Thursday, January 28, 2010

SDLC - Bollywood style

Software Development Life Cycle.. as most would call it. However, typically some vendor organizations adhere to the more popular version.. (Sab Dhakkano ko Lagao Chunna)
:-)
Anyways, I was wondering that if a developer could relate each of the stages of SDLC to a Bollywood song then what would they be. Here is what I came up with based on my personal experiences

1) Requirement Gathering:
Choli kai pichay kya hai?Choli kai pichay? Ku Ku ku ku....

2)Design:
Na bole tum na mainay kuch kaha, kaha...

3) Implementation:
Sathi haat badhana. Ek ekala thak jayega, mil kar boj uthana.Sathi haath badhana..

4) Testing:
Yehhhhh Kya hua, kaisay hua, kyon hua. Woh choddo yeh na socho...

5) Deploy:
Raat ka nasha abhi, aankh sai gaya nahi...

6) Maintenance:
Hum hongay kamyiab, hum hongay kamiyab ek din, ek din..


Adieu!
Thoughts welcome

4 comments:

Tatha said...

this can only come from the mind of one of the most craziest yet brilliant man i have known...Amazing choice of songs..at the end of all this a developer can only say 'Mujko peena hain peene do, Mujko jeena hain jeene do'..

Unknown said...

IS KE BAAD CONSULTANT AAKE BOLEGA...

NA KUCH TERE BAS MEIN... NA KUCH MERE BAS MEIN!

Anurag said...

ha ha ha ha
good one
looks like getting out of the states is making ur mind function again :) :) :)

Raghu said...

Good one dada! :)